Joke of the day

[whiteball]

Only normal people will find this hilarious. The left has no sense of humour.

[Wolverine]

A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke.

[whiteball]

Week ago, my mother-in-law began
reading, "The Exorcist."
She said it was the most evil book
she ever read. So evil in fact, she
couldn't finish it, took it over to the
beach and threw it into the ocean off
a fishing pier.
I went and bought another copy, ran
the faucet over it and left it in the table
by her bed.
The poor woman hasn't been the same
since.
And I know, you don't have to say it I'm
going to hell

[whiteball]

One evening a man was at home watching
TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in
the air, and catch them in his mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him
a question and as he turned to answer her a
peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded
in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife
for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter
came home with her date. After being informed
of the problem, their daughter's date said he could
get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then to
two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow
hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped for joy. The young
man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father
and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What
do you think he's going to be when he grows up?"
The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our
son-in-law."

[whiteball]

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[Barney Rubble]

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Took a few seconds !

[whiteball]

Took a few seconds !

Barney, it took me a few seconds as well to see it. Its what called in showbiz as a wardrobe malfunction.

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[joggon]

Bertie Ahern has resigned his Fianna Fáil membership.
"They're too corrupt for me", he told reporters

[joggon]

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