A lawyer boarded an airplane in Dublin with a box of
frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take
care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
fridge.
He advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for them staying frozen mentioning in a very
haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to
rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in London, she used the intercom
to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who
gave me the crabs in Dublin, please raise your hand."
No raised their hands.
Two lessons here:
1.Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2.Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.