Joke of the day

**Forrest** · 27-01-18, 13:42

**FinnMickC00L** · 28-01-18, 04:16

Originally Posted by emmasweet

Very funny.

**emmasweet** · 28-01-18, 11:08

**starfred** · 28-01-18, 19:14

Originally Posted by emmasweet

Nice, I'll be Pinocchio, if I'll be snow white, xxx

**willie wacker** · 12-02-18, 21:07

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**gillyland** · 12-02-18, 21:27

**LozzoD79** · 13-02-18, 00:06

Man goes to the doctors complaining that his penis is orange.

The doctor looks at it and says 'Do you work with chemicals? the man replies 'no'
'Well' the doctor say 'Do you lift heavy equipment? again the man replies 'no'...
'Well, what do you do all day?' asks the doctor...

the man replies 'Watching porn and eat wotsits'

**emmasweet** · 14-02-18, 01:04

**MidlifeCrisis** · 22-02-18, 09:34

Two Cavan men were in the pub when a gorgeous petite blonde comes in and orders a drink. They do their best to catch her eye, and try out a few of their better lines.

To their delight, she is interested, and invites them back to her place, where they start having fun. She takes out a couple of comdoms, and says "Put these on so I don't get pregnant.". The guys do as she asks, and have a great couple of hours.

Two weeks later, the two of them are sipping their Guinness in the same pub.

"Do you remember that wee blonde?"

"Of course I do - she was some girl!"

"Do you really care if she gets pregnant, though?"

"Not really. I doubt we'll see her again".

"Ok, why don't we take these bloody things off then".

**emmasweet** · 07-03-18, 23:11

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