Joke of the day

**philipkntz** · 18-05-18, 00:09

I was thrown out of a brothel last night for using counterfeit notes. I just don't feel right paying real money for fake boobs.

**PinoCammino** · 18-05-18, 12:59

A flu tells to her friend, i'm so sick of this! ahahahahaah

**Forrest** · 25-05-18, 12:24

Missing a caption

**Angelia** · 25-05-18, 15:29

what did the banana say to the vibrator?
why you are shaking???she’s gonna eat me!!

what did the penis say to the vagina?
Don’t make me come in there!!!

**Petros** · 25-05-18, 15:54

Originally Posted by Angelia

what did the penis say to the vagina?
Don’t make me come in there!!!

The poor penis - wasting his time asking

**Angelia** · 25-05-18, 16:02

Originally Posted by Petros

The poor penis - wasting his time asking

pure him

**cormac12345** · 30-05-18, 16:29

**Forrest** · 31-05-18, 19:48

**willie wacker** · 31-05-18, 21:42

**cormac12345** · 01-06-18, 16:25

My sister asked me to take off her clothes.
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt."
I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes."
I took off her shoes.
"Now take off my bra and panties."
And so I took them off.
Then she looked into my eyes and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

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