Joke of the day

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A cowboy swaggers into a bar, and can't help but notice a horse
standing in the corner. He says to the bartender, "I'll take a scotch-
and what's with the horse in the corner?"
"See this pile of money?" the bartender says, showing him a jar full
of bills. "If you can make that horse laugh, you can have it all"
"Alright," said the cowboy.
So the cowboy strutted over to the horse and whispered in his ear.
The horse erupted into some serious laughter. The cowboy walked
back to the bar, downed his scotch, grabbed his jar full of money,
and left.
A couple of weeks later the cowboy returned to the bar. The horse was
still in the corner. "Do I get more money if I make him laugh again?"
The cowboy asked.
"Heck no!" The bartender said, "See this pile of money?" As he showed
him another jar stuffed full of bills. "If you can make that horse cry, you
can have all of it."
"Alright," said the cowboy. So he strutted over to the horse, patted the
horse on the nose, and led him outside to the alley.
The cowboy and the horse were in the alley for just a few minutes. When
they returned, the horse was bawling his eyes out.
The bartender was amazed!
"Can I have my jar full of money?" The cowboy asked.
The bartender nodded, "Sure, but before I hand it over, you gotta tell me,
how did you do it?"
"Well to make him laugh," said the cowboy, "I told him that my manhood
was a lot bigger than his."
"You're kidding," the bartender said. "So, how'd you make him cry?"
"Well," said the cowboy, "When I took him out in the alley. I proved it."