Joke of the day

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Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, Bought new shoes for her wedding.
During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the
day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they
retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling
please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!" Her ever-obedient Prince
of Wales attacked her right shoes with vigor, but it would not budge.
"Harder," yelled Camilla, "Harder!"
Charles yelled back, !I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" She cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
"There oh God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, See I told you
with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, in the next room, Charles tried to remove her left shoe, and cried,
"Oh God, darling. This one's even tighter!"