Originally Posted by
royaler
The Ballerina
> The Irish are at it again .....
> A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in
Dublin, Ireland. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
will buy a woman a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to
ignore her.
> But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand
down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
> The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She
turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady another
drink?"
> Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar
and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
> The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy,
it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
keep calling her the ballerina?"
> The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got
to be a ballerina!"