A Kerry senior citizen, 76, drove his brand new BMW convertible out of
> the dealership.
> Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
> blowing through what little hair he had left.
> 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down the Killarney road, pushing the
> pedal even more.
>
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Garda car behind him, blue
> lights flashing and siren blaring.
> He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
> Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and
> pulled over to await the Garda's arrival.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the Garda walked up to the BMW, looked at his
> watch and said,
> 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me
> a reason for speeding that I've never heard
> before, I'll let you go.'
> The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with
> a Garda. I thought you were bringing her back.'
>
> 'Have a good day, Sir' replied the Garda