Three pregnant women in a cafe having lunch,
when one of them says. "I know that I'm going
to have a boy."
The other two women think about that for a moment,
and then one of them says, "OK, how do you know you're
going to have a boy?"
"Well, when the child was conceived." says the first woman.
"I was on top. So I'm going to have a boy."
They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second
woman says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl."
"Okey." Says the first one. "How do you know you're going to
have a girl?"
"Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom. So
I'm going to have a girl."
They sit and eat for a few more minutes more, The third woman
obviously getting more and more distressed, until finally she breaks
down into horrible sobbing?
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" The first two women ask with concern.
The third woman manages to stifle her sobs long enough to only say
one thing.... "I'm going to have a puppy!"