A farmer is not feeling well, so his wife takes to the Doctors office.
After the Doctor examines him, the Doctor calls the farmer's wife
in to talk to her alone.
She ask's "is my husband going to be okay?
The Doctor replies, "Well, he will be if you do everything I say. You
have to prepare all his meals for him every day. All food must be
organic and gluten free. He cannot have flour or sugar. His stress
levels can't go high so it will be good if you agree with him. No
strenuous activities so maybe you should take on the yard work,
snow cleaning and feeding of the animals. Do this for a year and
he will live."
Later, in the car the farmer asks his wife what the Doctor said to her.
She replies, "Well honey... He said you are going to die."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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