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    A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher.
    As the money changes hands, the preacher warns
    him, "Now this isn't a regular horse. I've taught this
    one different commands. To get him to run you must
    say "Hallelujah!" and to make him stop you must say
    "Amen!"
    The cowboy thanks him and rides off on his new horse.
    Later that afternoon, the cowboy decides to test out
    the horse. He saddles up and mounts, then kicks his
    heels, yelling "HEYAHH!" The horse stands there,
    unmoving.
    Oh yeah, the rancher thinks, remembering what the
    preacher said, "Hallelujah!"
    As the horse bolts into a dead run, the rancher holds on
    for dear life.
    "WOAH! SLOW DOWN!" He yells while pulling hard at the
    reins. But the horse continues running, at top speed,
    straight for the edge of a tall cliff. "STOP! WOAH!" he
    continues. The horse wouldn't stop or even slow down.
    As the cliff gets closer and closer, the cowboy realizes he
    is about to die and quickly says, "God, save my soul and
    forgive my sins, Amen."
    Suddenly, the horse slides to a stop, right at the very edge
    of the cliff. The cowboy, giddy with relief, shouts, "HALLELUJAH!"
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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