A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher.
As the money changes hands, the preacher warns
him, "Now this isn't a regular horse. I've taught this
one different commands. To get him to run you must
say "Hallelujah!" and to make him stop you must say
"Amen!"
The cowboy thanks him and rides off on his new horse.
Later that afternoon, the cowboy decides to test out
the horse. He saddles up and mounts, then kicks his
heels, yelling "HEYAHH!" The horse stands there,
unmoving.
Oh yeah, the rancher thinks, remembering what the
preacher said, "Hallelujah!"
As the horse bolts into a dead run, the rancher holds on
for dear life.
"WOAH! SLOW DOWN!" He yells while pulling hard at the
reins. But the horse continues running, at top speed,
straight for the edge of a tall cliff. "STOP! WOAH!" he
continues. The horse wouldn't stop or even slow down.
As the cliff gets closer and closer, the cowboy realizes he
is about to die and quickly says, "God, save my soul and
forgive my sins, Amen."
Suddenly, the horse slides to a stop, right at the very edge
of the cliff. The cowboy, giddy with relief, shouts, "HALLELUJAH!"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.