Two men get drunk & visit a brothel.
The Madame takes one look at them & says to her manager:
”Go put inflatable dolls in the bedrooms, these guys are two old & drunk to notice.”
During the walk home, the 1st man says: ”I think my girl was dead.
She didnt move or make a sound !”
The 2nd guy says: ”Could be worse, I think mine was a witch!”
"A witch ? Why the HELL would you say that?"
"Well, I gave her a little bite on the arse, she farted in my face & flew out the window"
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