There was a poetry competition final
with two contestants, a university
student and an old country man.
Thet each had 20 seconds to come up
with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says, "Across
the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan,
men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."
The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting
went, found some girls in a pop-up tent, they were three
and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck Two."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.