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Yeah, I must be gettin old,early stages of dementia setting in maybe?Originally Posted by willie wacker
Yep I coped it after about 30 sec and then I could not stop laughing
I think it.s one of the best ever
But it was even better after the 3rd reading. Reminds me of the 2 nuns in the bath & the bar of soap!!
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A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Say it with flower
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When I called at the escort's door, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opened the door, saw the flowers, and dragged me in.
She lays back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says
"This is for the flowers"
"Don't be silly", says I, "You must have a vase somewhere?"
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Last night my wife sent me a text saying she was in casualty.
When I got home, I watched all 50 minutes of it...... never saw her once.
She still hasn't come and I'm starving!!!
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