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Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it.
Q. What do u call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy.
Q. What do u call a deer with no eyes? A. No eye deer.
Q. What do u call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A. Still no eye deer.
Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven eight nine.
Q. What goes ha, ha plonk? A. Someone laughing their head off.
Q.How do u make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogie in it.
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