A 93 year old man is sat on the kerb
crying.
A passerby asks, "What's up?"
The old man moans, "I'm 93, married
to a 21 year old Swedish underwear
model who wants sex twice before
breakfast and again at lunch, once
before tea and sucks me off twice
again at night!"
Passerby says, "What's the problem?"
The old man replies, "I can't fucking
remember where I live!"
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