Joke of the day

[magicalman9357]

Confucius Say
The difference between wives and husbands is, Wives want to videotape the birth of their child.
Husbands want to videotape the conception.


It takes many nails to build crib,
but only one screw to fill it.

woman is like jazz music---3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.

An Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

If all women's lib activists were laid end to end, it would be the best thing for them.

Great as always and Congratulations on your 3000 posts, well more than that now