The wife just asked me whether I love football or her the most?
I said ''open your legs and I will show you"
So I nutmegged her
The wife just asked me whether I love football or her the most?
I said ''open your legs and I will show you"
So I nutmegged her
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Joke of the day - Brexit !!
Hello darkness my old friend.....
Isn't there a northern Tayto.
The DUPed approves.
A man falls into a coma and when he eventually comes round he asks the doctor how long he has been unconscious.
"You've been unconscious for over two and a half years."
The man bursts out laughing and replies " You almost had me going there Doc, sure they were discussing Brexit on the TV there, the same as yesterday !!"
If I hear much more about fucking Brexit I might wish that I was in a coma ffs !!
Hello darkness my old friend.....
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