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    In this year's edition of the annual competition run by TV channel Gold, the best line was voted to be: "Why was Theresa May sacked as nativity manager? She couldn't run a stable government."

    Also noted;

    Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying "moron" to him.

    Which TV Christmas special is being filmed in Brussels this year? Deal or No Deal.

    What's the difference between Ryanair and Santa? Santa flies at least once a year.
    Why was the planned Ryanair TV documentary scrapped? They were unable to air a pilot.

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