A young woman was in bed with her young lover
when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry, she said, stand in the corner." She rubbed
Baby oil all over him, and then totally dusted him
all over with Talcum powder.
"Right, don't move until I tell you," She said "just
pretend you're a statue."
"What's this...?" the husband inquired as he entered
the room.
"Oh, it's a statue." she replied. "The Smiths bought
one and I liked it so much I got one for us too."
No more was said not even when they went to bed.
Around 2am the husband got up, went to the kitchen
and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue," have this. I stood like
that for two fucken days at the Smiths and nobody
offered me a damned thing."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.