Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"Betty, I was wondering , have you ever cheated on me."
"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't
want to ask that question."
"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."
"Well, all right. Yes 3 times."
"Three? When were they?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you
really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank
would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank
president himself came over to the house and signed the loan
papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Betty you did that for me! I respect you even more than
ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was
number 2?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack
and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no
surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came
all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you
were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing
for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife!
To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't
be more moved. When was number 3?"
"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted
to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.