A 10 year old girl asks her mum,
''Mummy how was I born?''
The mother smiled and replied:
''Once u[on a time, me and your daddy
decided to plant a wonder little seed,
Daddy put it in the Earth and I took care
of it every single day. After a while the seed
started to grow more and more leaves and
in a few months it turned into a beautiful
healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it,
smoked it and got so high that we forgot
to wear a condom.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.