Dirty Harry (16-11-11)
I went to the doctor the other day, told him I broke my arm in several places, he told me to stop going to those places![]()
Dirty Harry (16-11-11), Forrest (15-11-11), Nyna (15-11-11)
Blond goes to the doctor, complaining "Doctor, I have pain all over my body."
Doctor says "Show me exactly where you have the pain."
Blonde starts touching various random parts of her body with her finger to show him. "It hurts here, here, here, here, and here. Do you know what's wrong with me?"
"Yeah," says the doctor. "You've broken your finger!"
Dirty Harry (16-11-11), JAMESCORK (15-11-11), mature abby (15-11-11)
A Wexford farmer has become the first to grow a field full of Dildos of all shape and sizes. He now has a problem with squatters![]()
Cassandra (29-12-12)
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Pepsi Condoms: Ask for more.
Pringles Condoms: You once pop, you can not stop.
M & M Condoms: melt in your mouth not in hand.
Condoms Visa: Not leaving the house without it.
Yahoo condoms: Do you Yahoo?
Duracell condoms: ... last, last, last ...
Microsoft Condoms: Up where you want to go today?
OB Condoms: No moves, no notes, nothing happens.
UEFA Condoms: The Chaaaaampioooooonnnnsss ...
Red Bull condoms: Do you give wings.
Petit suisse Condoms: When I was little, my mother gave me.
McDonald's Condoms: 2x500 offer.
Condoms Nokia: Connecting people.
L'Oreal condoms: Because deserved
Samsung Condoms: Everyone is invited.
Danone Condoms: Do not stop! Do not stop!
Carlsberg Condoms: Probably the best condom in the world.
Condoms Ferrero Rocher: I was craving something sweet.
Condoms Dove: 1 / 4 moisturizing cream.
Condoms CIF: frictionless
Dirty Harry (16-11-11), Forrest (15-11-11), max california (17-11-11), Morpheus (15-11-11)
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