9 months later
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up
> > John's minivan and headed north..
> > After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
> > So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
> > answered the door if they could spend the night.
> > 'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
> > all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid
> > the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
> > 'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
> > the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed,
> > and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
> > night.
> > Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
> > They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
> > But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an
> > attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
> > determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
> > had met on the ski weekend.
> > He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, 'Keith, do you r emember
> > that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
> > up north about 9 months ago?
> > 'Yes, I do.' Said Keith .
> > 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
> > the house and pay her a visit?'
> > 'Well, um, yes!,' Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found
> > out, 'I have to admit that I did..'
> > 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your
> > name?'
> > Keith's face turned beet red and he said,
> > 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
> > 'She just died and left me everything.'
> >
> >
> > (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you
> > know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)