Replies given to visa applications (allegedly)
To the question on an Australian visa application form, asking whether the applicant held, or had ever held, a criminal record, the respondent replied that he did not realise that it was still mandatory for entry into Australia
On an application form to an unnamed South American country, to the question did the applicant favour the overthrow of the government by suppression, violence, or force, the applicant replied 'suppression' - thinking it was a multiple-choice question
The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to plague us