A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him
at the gates of heaven and says, "You have been
a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire
is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cat says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor
family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood
floors."
God says, "Say no more." Instantly, a fluffy pillow
appears.
A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven. God
meets them at the gates with the same offer that he
made the cat.
The mice say, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats,
dogs and even women with brooms have chased us.
If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we
wouldn't have to run anymore."
God says, "Say no more." Instantly each mouse is
fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see
how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his
new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How
are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawns, stretches and says, "Oh, I've never
been happier. And those meals on wheels you've
been sending over are the best!"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.