A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy
a rod and reel for her Granson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so she
just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
The woman notices a cashier is standing
there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse
me sir, can you tell me anything about this rod
and reel?"
The cashier replies, "Ma'am, I'm completely
blind. But if you'll drop it on the counter, I can
tell you everything from the sound it makes."
The woman doesn't believe him but, drops it on
the counter anyway.
The cashier says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare
Graphite Rod with a zebra 404 Reel and 10-LB
Test Line. It's a good all-around combination, and
it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
The woman is astonished and says, "It's amazing
that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping
on the counter- I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the
floor. "Oh, that sounds like a master card," the cashier says.
As the woman bends down to pick up her card, she
accidentally farts. At first, she is really embarrassed, but
then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it
was she who farted.
The cashier rings up the sale and says, "that'll be $34.50
please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't
you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00?"
How did you get $34.50?"
The cashier replied, "Yes, the rod and reel are $20.00.
But the duck call is "11.00 and the bear repellent is $3.50."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.