It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday
and he was still in perfect health.
At his birthday party he was asked how
he managed to live so long and stay so
fit.
He explained, "I put my long life down
to spending so much time outdoors. I've
been in the open air, day after day, rain
or shine, for the last 75 years."
"How do you manage to keep up such a
rigorous fitness regime?" they asked.
"It's simple," he said. "When I married
my wife 75 years ago, we both made a
solemn pledge. We agreed that whenever
we had a fight, whoever was proved wrong
would go outside and take a long walk."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.