A married man died before he could
have sex with his wife.
The wife decided not to remarry or
have sexual relationship with another
man, instead she cut off her late husbands
penis and mounted it to the wall.
Each night she went to the wall and satisfied
herself.
One day the neighbour, Mr. Samuel found out
what was happening, and he made a hole
through the wall, removed the dead man's
penis and put his own penis and waited for
the lady.
Unfortunately, that same day the lady came home
with a knife and said, "Darling, we are moving to a
new house."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.