For a weekend break, three old collage buddies
go down to Tijuanna, Mexico to enjoy a reunion.
Well, they hadn't seen each other for quite a few
years so the stories were long, the laughs were
loud and the booze did flow that night.
They had such a good time, they all woke up the
following morning and found themselves in jail.
None of them could remember anything.
However, within a couple of hours, they're all
sentenced to be executed the following day.
The following morning they're all escorted to death
row, where Bill, the first of the group is strapped into
the electric chair. Bill's asked if he'd like to say any
words.
"Sure," Bill responds. "I'm from the Catholic university
of America and I believe in the power of almighty God.
I am innocent and God will intervene."
The executioner throws the switch but nothing happens.
Well, the prison staff can't believe this turn of events.
they beg Bill's forgiveness and release him.
Next up for the chair is Gary. He's strapped in and once
again he's offered the opportunity to say something.
"Well, I'm from Harvard law school," says Gary, "and I
believe that the power of natural justice will intervene
because I'm innocent."
Once again, the executioner throws the switch but noting
happens. Again the prison staff can't believe this turn of
events. They beg Gary's forgiveness and release him.
Finally, Mike is strapped into the chair and once again he's
offer the opportunity to say something.
"Well," says Mike, "I have a PHD in Electrical Engineering
from Massachusetts Institute of technology and I can tell
you now, you won't be executing anyone if you don't plug
this thing in."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.