Joke of the day

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A 10 year old girl asks her mum,
''Mummy how was I born?''
The mother smiled and replied:
''Once u[on a time, me and your daddy
decided to plant a wonder little seed,
Daddy put it in the Earth and I took care
of it every single day. After a while the seed
started to grow more and more leaves and
in a few months it turned into a beautiful
healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it,
smoked it and got so high that we forgot
to wear a condom.

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[whiteball]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
''If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bit. If you are
drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.''
The husband typically non romantic replied: ''I am on the toilet.
Please advice.''

[whiteball]

I meet an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60- year- old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found
myself thinking she probably had a really hot
daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she
asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
''What's that?'' I asked. ''It's a mother and
daughter threesome,'' she said. As my mind
began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like, I said, ''No,
I haven't.'' We drank a bit more, then she said
with a wink, ''tonight's your lucky night!'' We
went back to her place. We walked in. She put
on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ''Mom...
you still awake.''

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Two men are playing golf. One of them is
about to take a swing when a funeral
procession appears on the road next
to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes
off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his
head in contemplation. His opponent comments:
''That must be the most touching thing I've ever
seen. You are a very feeling man!'' The man
recovering himself, replies, ''Yeah well we were
married for 35 years.''

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Ladies

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