Joke of the day

[joggon]

[joggon]

i see the government parties are having a "party "

[whiteball]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom. ''You know what,'' says the 7 year old. 'I think its time we started swearing.
When we go down for breakfast I'll swear first then you.''
''OK,'' says the 4 year old.
Mum asks the 7 yr old what he wants for breakfast. ''I'll have coco pops, bitch.'' WHACK, he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out.
Mum looked at the 4 yr old and said sternly. ''And what do you want?''
''Donno but it won't be fucking coco pops.''

[whiteball]

Build Back Better they said. The result of their build is;
- Energy Crisis
- Food Shortages
- Interest Rate Hikes
- Inflation
- Divided Society
- Worsening Health Services
- Unsustainable Debt
- Biased MSM
- Freedom of Speech Striped
- Civic Servant Juntas
- W.H.O Treaty
- Etc, Ect, Ect, Ect,
'' it's about building back to be better than we were.'' It has got to be the greatest
joke of the year if not the decade.

[joggon]

[whiteball]

It was in town last night that a local policeman was making his even rounds, as he was checking a used car lot,
he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting in the car or were they trying to steal it?
''Heavens no, we bought it .'' ''Then why don't you drive it away.'' asks the policeman. ''We can't drive.'' replies the 2 old ladies.
''Then why did you buy it?'' ''We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed, so we're just waiting.''

[whiteball]

A man and a woman are having dinner in a restaurant.
A waitress who is serving at the next table notices
the man slowly sliding down the chair, until he disappears
under the table, whilst the woman appears completely
unconcerned, and appears not to have noticed!
The waitress, concerned, went over and discreetly
whispered to the woman, ''Pardon me ma'am, but
I think your husband just slid under the table!''
She replied, ''No actually, he's just walked in the front door.''

[whiteball]

A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off.
''Oh Paddy.'' she said, ''Please shave it off, I want to see all of your lovely face.''
'' I can't'' said Paddy, ''My wife loves this beard, she'd kill me if I shaved it off.''
''Please!''... she pleaded in a sexy seductive voice.
Paddy gives in and shaves the beard off.
Later that night, paddy crawls into bed whilst his wife was sleeping.
His wife wakes up' and feels his face in the dark, she then says,'' oh Michael,
you shouldn't be here now, Paddy will be back home shortly.''

[joggon]

[whiteball]

Big fight at a gypsy wedding in Ireland,
goes to court and the Judge says ''Can anyone explain what happed?''
Paddy says 'I can, I was dancing with the bride. we were dancing quite
close when the groom stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny.''
''I see'' says the Judge. '' That must have hurt.''
''Bloody right'' says Paddy ''He broke 3 of my fingers.''