Joke of the day

**Theviking** · 29-03-20, 04:39

Last man standing! The Viking

**Mar36** · 29-03-20, 10:04

Very funny

**SteveB** · 29-03-20, 11:12

Lord give me patience, not strength.

Because if you give me strength, I am going to beat some c**t to death.

**joggon** · 30-03-20, 02:11

**joggon** · 30-03-20, 03:20

**willie wacker** · 30-03-20, 09:02

**joggon** · 03-04-20, 01:05

**SteveB** · 03-04-20, 14:14

Very old useless crap joke;

Two guys lost in the wilderness. One guy goes ahead to find water. When he comes back her tells the other guy he had found a pool full of water but it was surrounded by crocodiles so he didn't get any water. He was told he was cowardly and in any case the crocodiles where probably just as frightened of him than he was of them.
The guy replied, "If them crocodiles were as frightened of me, as I was of them, then that pool is contaminated anyhow!"

**Mrbean76** · 07-04-20, 16:11

Originally Posted by Deleted

This old joke has probably been mentioned a good few times around here already, but hey – a classic is a classic

A young bull & an old bull are at the top of a hill.

There are hundreds of cows grazing below. The young bull says, ‘Let's run down there and fuck a cow!’
The old bull says, ‘No, let's walk down and fuck them all.’

It is a great joke as is, but what I love the most about it that it can be applied to, oh, so many things in life..

Good advice from Mr Saprano, I really liked that series.

**joggon** · 10-04-20, 01:00

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