A sex worker was driving out of Limerick one day when she was stopped by A Garda for speeding. Asked for her driving licience, she said she hadn't got it with her or any other form of ID except her business card. So the Garda asked to see that.
Examining the business card, he says. "I see you have your profession down here as a Penis stretcher. Tell me, Does that really work? And how much can you really stretch a penis." She replies, "Oh Yes officer, it certainly works, sometimes I can stretch them out to a good six foot" "Thats rediculous" he said "What the fuck would anybody do with a 6 foot prick" and she replies "Well normally they put them doing speed checks on the edge of town."
Last edited by philipkntz; 05-03-19 at 12:54.
To anyone that doesn't like me here.
I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.