I was thrown out of a brothel last night for using counterfeit notes. I just don't feel right paying real money for fake boobs.
I was thrown out of a brothel last night for using counterfeit notes. I just don't feel right paying real money for fake boobs.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
cormac12345 (30-05-18), Forrest (25-05-18)
A flu tells to her friend, i'm so sick of this! ahahahahaah
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what did the banana say to the vibrator?
why you are shaking???she’s gonna eat me!!
what did the penis say to the vagina?
Don’t make me come in there!!!
cormac12345 (30-05-18), Forrest (31-05-18)
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Last edited by willie wacker; 31-05-18 at 21:43.
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
Angelia (05-06-18), cormac12345 (01-06-18), emmasweet (17-06-18)
My sister asked me to take off her clothes.
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt."
I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes."
I took off her shoes.
"Now take off my bra and panties."
And so I took them off.
Then she looked into my eyes and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."