Joke of the day

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[Clueless]

A glass of wine




To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine




And those who don't and are always




Seen with a bottle of water in their hand:




As Ben Franklin said:




"In wine there is wisdom,




In beer there is freedom,




In water there is bacteria.




In a number of carefully controlled trials,




Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink




1 litre of water each day,




At the end of the year we would have absorbed




More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria




Found in feces.




In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually..




However,




We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer




(or rum, whiskey or other liquor),




Because alcohol has to go through a purification process




Of boiling, filtering and fermenting.




Remember:




Water = Poop,




Wine = Health




Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,




Than to drink water and be full of Shit .




There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:




I'm doing it as a public service.

Shorter still maybe!!

[willie wacker]

[SteveB]

Well, he did always say it was a foot.

[willie wacker]

Well, he did always say it was a foot.

I thought Size 8

[lildick]

Well, he did always say it was a foot.

Well I have 12 inches, but I don't use it as a "Rule". Lol.

[willie wacker]

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