Last night my wife sent me a text saying she was in casualty.
When I got home, I watched all 50 minutes of it...... never saw her once.
She still hasn't come and I'm starving!!!
Last night my wife sent me a text saying she was in casualty.
When I got home, I watched all 50 minutes of it...... never saw her once.
She still hasn't come and I'm starving!!!
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A man walks up to a drunk guy and says" hey, a black rooster is sitting on a fence, how many legs does it have?" The guy replies, "2" the man then says, " how many wings does it have?" The guy replies, "2" the man then says,"okay, how many eyes does it have?" The guy says,"2" then the man says,"ok, a white cat jumps on the fence, how many teeth does it have?" The guy thinks for a minute and says,"I don't know" then the man says,"so why do you know so much about black COCK, and nothing about white PUSSY?"
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Went to a zoo the other day and was disappointed to find it had only one animal - a small dog!
It was a Shih Tzu.
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[QUOTE=MidlifeCrisis;1719755]Went to a zoo the other day and was disappointed to find it had only one animal - a small dog!
It was a Shih TzuQUOTE]
An it's owner, who liked an ironic touch, called it '' The Beast''.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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" WE ARE CONNACHT "
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" WE ARE CONNACHT "
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral!!!!
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"Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was extremely silly?"
"No, I said she was fucking Goofy."
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