Joke of the day

[willie wacker]

[willie wacker]

What,s the definition of agony !!!!!!

A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with a pair of itchy balls

[Forrest]

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

That's a bit harsh, Miss Sweet. I didn't realise how much you hated me

[willie wacker]

This reminds me of an old joke.

Young lad was in school one day and said,,,,
" I had a nightmare last night that Dolly Parton was mother"
One replied "Why was that a nightmare"
He cried " I was being Bottle Fed "

[Forrest]

[cormac12345]

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

[SteveB]

I was visiting an escort the other day.
There was a tap on the door.

Some plumbers have a strange sense of humour.

[tom sand]

[paul3320]

good one...

[emmasweet]

That's a bit harsh, Miss Sweet. I didn't realise how much you hated me

What u mean,sir, u say that to me before . I remember, notty man