Margaret Thatcher’s final wish was to be cremated.
Unfortunately, we’ve no coal left.
April 2013 – Margaret Thatcher dies.
May 2013 – Hell privatised.
So we’ve had an Argentinian Pope for 2 weeks, and Margaret Thatcher dies.
Coincidence?
It’s been announced that Margaret Thatcher will have a state funeral. The former PM is to be buried at the bottom of a man made lake.
Or at least she will be once we’ve finished pissing on her grave.
Mrs Thatcher arrives at Hell and is greeted by Jimmy Savile who says to her “Now then, you’re here for screwing minors too?”
Doctors tonight have described Baroness Thatcher’s condition as “satisfactory''