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    Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as clergy. They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon head for the beach.

    They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers" she says as she strolls by.

    The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer shorts, tie dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses.

    The next day, they return to the beach. The same fabulous blond, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them and says, "Good morning Fathers."

    "Just a minute young lady.", says one of the priests. "We are priests and proud of it, but how in the world did you know?"

    The blonde replies, "Don't you recognize me? I'm sister Katherine from the convent.
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    Two nuns in a bath, one says where's(wears) the soap?
    the other one says it does doesn't it.

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    Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
    A: Because when they come, they're
    wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car with them.
    Seek and you shall find!

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    I feel partly to blame for rolf harris arrest. I told police he drew a large cock on a sheet for me on rolfs cartoon club when i was 10 I forgot to tell them it was foghorn leghorn.

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    I slipped on a banana skin earlier. My girlfriend said she preferred a condom.

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    I can see for miles.said miles guide dog unexpectedly.

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    Shaving your pubes with a cut throat razor shows you have balls!!!

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    I taught my sheepdog to count so he could see if one of the flock was missing. Now all he fucking does is sleep!

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