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    Hi, so I've never been with an escort before. What can I expect? How do I go about it all? How legal is it? And how safe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theinsomniac View Post
    Hi, so I've never been with an escort before. What can I expect? How do I go about it all? How legal is it? And how safe?
    Have a read first and come back if you have any questions

    The Eejit's Guide to Escorts in Ireland, for new and first-time Irish escort clients - Escort Ireland

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    One other thing I forgot to mention on the other thread that's the type of questions they ask too

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    the second from last rule on that page should be mentioned here

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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    the second from last rule on that page should be mentioned here
    Your right!!

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    Hello Insomniac

    Welcome to EI

    For starters :: buy a new sim for punting

    Tesco pay as you go sim is free when you buy 10E call credit / avoid Vodafone...fluking rip off

    Happy Punting

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    Quote Originally Posted by theinsomniac View Post
    Hi, so I've never been with an escort before. What can I expect? How do I go about it all? How legal is it? And how safe?
    You can expect a lot of fun and good times, if you do your homework.
    Read the profiles(not just the pictures), read the reviews, pick a location that you are familiar with, make the call(with your new punting sim as MH suggested), agree a time, turn up and enjoy.
    It is perfectly legal and safe.

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    I had my escort cherry popped last night and my advice would be have a tommy tank before she arrives....

    I read that advice somewhere else on here and didnt follow it, ended up messing my trunks within 30 seconds Rather embarressing

    Must have been the nerves/excitment/anticipation plus she was v hot
    Last edited by northernwaster; 27-05-10 at 18:21.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernwaster View Post
    I had my escort cherry popped last night and my advice would be have a tommy tank before she arrives....

    I read that advice somewhere else on here and didnt follow it, ended up messing my trunks within 30 seconds Rather embarressing

    Must have been the nerves/excitment/anticipation plus she was v hot
    don't let that bother you when you get more experience that wont happen at least you are honest about it better luck next time amigo

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernwaster View Post
    I had my escort cherry popped last night and my advice would be have a tommy tank before she arrives....

    I read that advice somewhere else on here and didnt follow it, ended up messing my trunks within 30 seconds Rather embarressing

    Must have been the nerves/excitment/anticipation plus she was v hot
    pmsl, you shot your load in 30 secounds!
    wtf is it with guys who have to have a wank before they go to see an escort,
    so they can last longer, fuck if you cant preform now without wanking before you go then, then theres no hope for ya.

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