Very funny Forrest i like your sense of humour!
Originally Posted by
Forrest
I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she would have to make cutbacks...
Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.
She: Well if you would learn to f**k me properly we could do without the gardener.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
16th president of US (1809 - 1865)