The gynecologist, a frightened young lady: - Doctor, disaster! ...
I played with the vibrator and remained inside.
What to do?
- Please lie down here!
She stretches, consult a doctor bit, then says:
- Miss, I have two news for you, one good and one bad. To start with?
- Start with the worst, she says, scared.
- The bad news is that I managed to put out of your vibrator.
- And the good news?
- I managed to change the battery.