A man walks into a bar and goes up to the hottest girl he sees
"Hi the names Bond" he says
"Let me guess, James Bond" replies the girl
"No" he says" Unibond ~ I'm here to fill your crack"
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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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What do you get if you cross a hurricane and a tsunami?
Katrina and the Waves.
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The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?