A couple are driving along a road one night, when the guy says they have run out of petrol.
As they pull off the road, he says to the girl that he might as well take a leak while they've stopped.
As he gets out the girl thinks to herself that this all may be some kind of scheme to get her alone in the back seat.
She decides to check whether there is petrol while he is pissing behind the car, so she goes around to the fuel tank nozzle.
Opening it, she tries to smell for fumes. Smelling none, she strikes a match.
Bam!! The tank blows and the couple are thrown into the bushes.
Coming to, the girl says: "Help me find my purse, it has my money in it."
The guy moans: "Ah, fuck your purse, help me find my hand, it has my cock in it!!!