Favourite Quotes-------Whats Yours?

[carlos marvado]

Some original Marvado quotations:

"Sex is like sport; it's the taking part that counts" (C.Marvado, 2010)

"There's enough disharmony in the world without contributing to it yourself" (C.Marvado, 2010)

"Don't try this at home......unless your wife is away" (C.Marvado, 2010)

"If you have a heart condition, each act of love making should be enjoyed as if it were your last" (C.Marvado, 2010)

"You can't slander the dead, but they could come back to haunt you" (C.Marvado, 2010)

[QueenBee]

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge

[anon361]

I am the boss of my house,...and I have my wife's permission to say so

[luther]

Lady Astor - "Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!"

Sir Winston Churchill - "And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"

[Derry lad]

You can please some of the people some of the time but you can't please all of the people all of the time.

Ain't that the truth!!!!

[luther]

"It's my considered opinion that in the fullness of time, history will record the greatness of [Michael] Collins and it will be recorded at my expense."
-- Eamon De Valera, President of the Republic of Ireland, 1966

[MILF Hunter]

1. Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups......Under Siege Part 2

2. I always tell the truth even when I lie.....Tony Montana

[Forrest]

Come closer boys. It will be easier for you. - Erskine Childers - His last words to the firing squad at his execution

[Natasha]

A lion's work hours are only when he's hungry; once he's satisfied, the predator and prey live peacefully together.

[jacksparrow2010]

'how are you' is a question people don't ask enough and 'fine' is an answer people believe to soon

Captain J...