Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
16th president of US (1809 - 1865)
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pen*s, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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I gotta say I love Anita's former signature:
I suck cock, so I don't have to kiss arse
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My sig; or "When you rule out the impossible, what remains, no matter how improbably, must be true" - Sherlock Holmes (well, actually Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, but you know what I mean).
Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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I always thought that was a great one too...Originally Posted by Patricia
Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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I very much like that one*
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
16th president of US (1809 - 1865)
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Do I make you horny, baby, yeah
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Highwayman - I was sleepwalking again your Honour
Carlos Morvado - Its OK lads thats not a venomous snake
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Rover - Its just that the water is really really cold
NGN - Mirror, Mirror on the wall, whos the fairest of them all
XP - I'm gonna jump this time, I swear......
Mousey - She told me she was nineteen your honour
Anon - He told me he was nineteen cuz
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King
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