enjoying life

[Doozer]

Well im in London now, 25 degress c. Sitting by the window waiting for my mrs to come back so I can shag the brains out of her, just woke up so no beer yet, but there is plenty in the fridge so watch this space

[Doozer]

oh and I can smoke, just not inside

[anon361]

Life is great, I got asked if I wanted to call round to a seriously hot 22 year olds house later, she knows I'm attached so she's only asking me around for one thing , here's the catch, I said I couldn't, she works for me and I never shit on my own doorstep but well chuffed she asked.

[wanted the best 69]

good bless you doozer ,just when i thought i was in hevean, on the minus side the jacks is defo 19th century, in fact i guess it`s the last time it was cleaned, hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Doozer]

ffs Inhate shit like that, jacks are normall in dire starights in any pub iv been to

[wanted the best 69]

anon
what can i can say lifes a bitch, tempting yes???????????????????????????????/ only 3 months in hospital when the girlfriend/wife finds out???????????????????????

[Doozer]

Anon you lucky sod, fair play though for your restraint

[anon361]

Anon you lucky sod, fair play though for your restraint

We are still arguing, I don't think the little fella will ever speak to me again, wait and see, next time I go to use him the fucker said he wasn't going to perform but I told him I'd shag the ugliest lady I could find hard or not if he didn't.

[Doozer]

We are still arguing, I don't think the little fella will ever speak to me again, wait and see, next time I go to use him the fucker said he wasn't going to perform but I told him I'd shag the ugliest lady I could find hard or not if he didn't.

Seriously though Anon you must be the James Bond of punting

[espensen]

what fool lit a fire in this heat?