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    i said ill try my luck with the wife last night so got into bed turned over and drop the hand!!! she said no not to night i have a headache now i am so sick of hearing i have a headache i went and did a bit of research only to find this out.

    Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it.

    i cant wait until to night i will have this info for her and 2 headache tables just in case she dont belive me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    i said ill try my luck with the wife last night so got into bed turned over and drop the hand!!! she said no not to night i have a headache now i am so sick of hearing i have a headache i went and did a bit of research only to find this out.

    Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it.

    i cant wait until to night i will have this info for her and 2 headache tables just in case she dont belive me.
    Fair play to you KerryLad. Always new you were a clever bloke.

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    Excellent research Kerry Lad............we could do with more go ahead enterprising chaps like yourself on the site. Personally I would never except such a lame excuse as a headache.........just tell her that you don't intend going anywhere near her head. This one also works if she claims that she does'nt want to get her new hairdo messed up. Whatever happened to good old fashioned sex, where the wife told you to pull her nightdress back down when you were finished.

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    Actually Kerry lad, the important chemical that is released during sex is Dopeamine, which not only makes you feel good and gets rid of pain , it also treats your mood. When dopamine is released in the brain excess seratonin is also present and this will treat pain, depression anxiety phobias and even serious mental disorders such as schizophrenia. So having sex can actually help prevent the onset of serious mental disorders and help you live a perfectly good life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    i said ill try my luck with the wife last night so got into bed turned over and drop the hand!!! she said no not to night i have a headache now i am so sick of hearing i have a headache i went and did a bit of research only to find this out.

    Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it.

    i cant wait until to night i will have this info for her and 2 headache tables just in case she dont belive me.
    what you going to do mate, show her this page on your research!
    i think you will be the 1 with the headache then ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Actually Kerry lad, the important chemical that is released during sex is Dopeamine, which not only makes you feel good and gets rid of pain , it also treats your mood. When dopamine is released in the brain excess seratonin is also present and this will treat pain, depression anxiety phobias and even serious mental disorders such as schizophrenia. So having sex can actually help prevent the onset of serious mental disorders and help you live a perfectly good life.
    Oh f**k..............an intellectual argument among the "chemical brothers"..............this should be intellectually stimulating.

    I hope you dont mind if I go off for a shag while you conduct the debate.

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    Shag on Carlos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Actually Kerry lad, the important chemical that is released during sex is Dopeamine, which not only makes you feel good and gets rid of pain , it also treats your mood. When dopamine is released in the brain excess seratonin is also present and this will treat pain, depression anxiety phobias and even serious mental disorders such as schizophrenia. So having sex can actually help prevent the onset of serious mental disorders and help you live a perfectly good life.
    thats a good point too my research tells me that people who havent got their iron for a long time have gone mad..

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    Its true Ex P, Also by my reckoning pulling your mickey once and a while too can stave off any mental disorders, although not to the same extent as the real thing
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    going to bed the other night took a glass of water and two panadols into the room with me. Wife asked what are those for,i said for your headache. I haven't got a headache she said. I replied it must be my luck night then.

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