Leah?

[Forrest]

the years have not been as kind on betty as they have on me but if your game i'll give er a nudge and she how shes fixed.

Sorry Auntie Pat, I will have to cancel. just got a groin strain from over excitement.

[Dirty Harry]

If you can persuade Betty to join in I will be there, don't know about Harry.

i will be round there too forrest you can count on that

[Auntie Pat]

Sorry Auntie Pat, I will have to cancel. just got a groin strain from over excitement.

so thats a bad back and ruptured sack double booking ? ffs lads I get that here day in day out. I am after waking betty and asked her would she like to go down on forrest and her eyes lite up and said yes she would love to, please dont break an old gals heart

[Forrest]

so thats a bad back and ruptured sack double booking ? ffs lads I get that here day in day out. I am after waking betty and asked her would she like to go down on forrest and her eyes lite up and said yes she would love to, please dont break an old gals heart

She might have thought you said 'do you want go down to the forest', as she doesn't get out much these days.
Btw, I'm in the TV room now if you want a quickie before the match.

[Auntie Pat]

She might have thought you said 'do you want go down to the forest', as she doesn't get out much these days.
Btw, I'm in the TV room now if you want a quickie before the match.

I just double checked seems she was a little groggy from her meds and yes she misheard, have to take her there now for a walk so me and betty are gonna have to blow you two off unless you can wait but we both use zimmerframes so it might be a while but you two seem as fucked as us so the wait might do you good

if chealsea lose we'll do you a freebie to make up for canceling, all the extras thrown in

[Forrest]

I just double checked seems she was a little groggy from her meds and yes she misheard, have to take her there now for a walk so me and betty are gonna have to blow you two off unless you can wait but we both use zimmerframes so it might be a while but you two seem as fucked as us so the wait might do you good

if chealsea lose we'll do you a freebie to make up for canceling, all the extras thrown in

That's another good reason for me hoping Chelsea lose.

[Dirty Harry]

i do hope Leah is ok with us taking over her thread like this

[Auntie Pat]

yoz are as senile as me, it was not her thread to start with

[Forrest]

i do hope Leah is ok with us taking over her thread like this

Let's take it somewhere else then. Ta ra for now.

[Forrest]

yoz are as senile as me, it was not her thread to start with

I never said it was, I just said the thread had gone 'off-topic'. You should have gone to specsavers.